Terrified by the chaos on the roads? Driven mad by roadhogs and Sunday drivers? Try these…
Richard Simon
Horn-operated brake servo
Engages brakes when ever horn button is pressed. Eliminates complicated eye- hand-foot coordination, guards against memory lapses. Anti-lock version available for use with musical homs.
Vertical hazard warning flashers
Warns following drivers of up-and-down obstacles such as ruts, open manholes, road excavations, sleeping policemen and dead cattle. Also useful for sowing confusion among other drivers at traffic lights.
Two-stroke jamming device
Emits electronic signal which interferes with the timing of two-stroke engines, causing them to stall. Effective against trishaws, Challys, hand tractors and chimps on Yamaha pocket rockets.
Peoplecatcher
Based on the snowplough principle, this angled metal blade scoops jaywalkers up over bonnet and on to windshield of following vehicle. Teflon- coated for durability, easy cleaning.
Tit for tat headlamps
Photo-electric cell on front bumper senses light from oncoming vehicles, adjusts intensity of head- lamps accordingly. ‘Eye- finder motorized version swivels beam into face of oncoming driver.
Pedestrian airbag
Worn waistcoat-style over clothing. Inflates on impact. Available separately or with Pedestrian Crash Helmet (see below).
Pedestrian crash helmet
For use on its own and with Pedestrian Airbag. Multiple impact resistance protects head against initial blow and successive impacts when inflation of airbag causes pedestrian to bounce.
Motorcycle training wheels
Available for all popular models. Eliminates wobble, uncertainty while cornering, need to dismount and wheel bike when flat tyre is sustained. Also helps spread weight when entire family is traveling on pillion.
